The Twilight Two-Month Review Extravaganza Week One Schedule of Events:

March 1st:
Chapters 1-5 Commentary video posted

March 2nd:
Chapters 1-5 Commentary blog part 1 posted

March 3rd:
Chapters 1-5 Commentary blog part 2 posted
Chapters 6-11 Commentary video posted

March 4th:
Chapters 6-11 Commentary blog posted

Twilight Series Update!

I've made it through the first chapter of Twilight. Many bottles suffered. As did many trees. It's SO TERRIBLE, THOUGH.

I DO apologize most sincerely to those of you who would rather I just hurry up and be done with it and get on to more terrible examples of why not everyone can be a writer. I shall read something for you. Quite soon.