I Hate Myselfie Book Review Notes

Impressions on first couple of chapters/essays: Bad attempts at shock humor a la Denis Leary
He describes himself as a twat, which I would honestly tend to agree with
Okay the third one actually had me laughing.
Twice.
Lisa is hilarious. Shane tries too hard.
The oddly sexual way he refers to his teenage self makes this a very uncomfortable read.
Abloobloobloo he had sympathy/guilt for his bully. Whatthefuckever.
Okay, why isn't the rest of this written as well as the essay about his grandma?
Birthday Suit was OK too I guess
Lol'd heartily at Internet Famous
How to Survive A Horror Movie was lame as fuck
He's way too sympathetic with everything.
"I think the devil is in me and I'm going to shit him out!"
Fuck you Shane Dawson I laughed way too damned hard at Strange Addictions
So he got fired from his job for doing something he shouldn't have been doing while on the clock and then got mad about it? Dumbass!
Astral Projection was lame
Just a Pretty Face was trying too hard
Leg Twin, more like dickcheese Dawson
Shocktuber was surprisingly thoughtful and well-written.
Ended on a meh note overall.

The Merciless 2 Notes

Been a few weeks, I've been busy, let's just get right into this, shall we?
Spoilers, duh.

Thrown right into the action with minimal explanatory exposition. YAY!
Sofia is fucked straight up after the events of the last book
Looks like Vega killed the mom in the first chapter. Good on you, Vega.
The grief is written heartbreakingly, but not believably.
Chapter 3 is painful as fuck.
Ugh. Gatsby. Fuck.
Sutton and Leena? Ok, miss Vega. You're officially the uberhipster.
"You look like you'd be good with a nail gun, Sofia..."
Bitch broke Leena's leg.
She killed Leena's dumbass bunny.
Can already see shit not ending well for Sof and Jude.
Holy shit she killed Leena.
She witnessed Jude getting whipped for the Lord and STILL thinks it's a good idea to tell him what she did.
Shit has hit the fan. What will Jude do?
Oooooooooh he's gonna torture her.
OMFG HE'S USING ONE OF THOSE PEAR GAG THINGS
HE BRANDED HER NECK HOLY SHIT
she broke her own arm. Ow. wtf.
Some unbelievable action. Wtf.
Heeeeeeeere's Johnny! ~ Jude @ Sis Lauren & Sof
So wait, Brooklyn did all the non-Jude depraved shit?
Really?
Oh. So she's crazy. Utterly insane.
Cop out + predictable.
Brooklyn is dead, Sofia is nuts, this book hit 100% lame in a damn hurry.

Introduction to the Twilight Saga

Throughout my series on the Twilight Saga, I will be making short blog posts such as this one detailing something about my experiences with the series.
I first bought a paperback copy at Sam's Club about four months before the first movie was slated to be released. I didn't expect to like it.
And then the crack that those books are printed on kicked in.
I read that first book in less than a week. I bought the second one and devoured that one during a wake my family was attending.
Eclipse took me six hours to read, and then Breaking Dawn took almost six months.
The high from the crack that's in the paper for those books lasted for about a month.
And then I tried rereading the series and couldn't get past page three.